This morning i woke up with the feeling of "wtf?".. heres why..
I'm with andrew at the gym and all the guys are getting to run their pt test. andrew asks me to walk on the track with them so i said sure. one of the guys that was with him comes up to me grabs my hands and says "run with us!".. " I cant run, im pregnant." "of course you can, just run".. "um hello, im carrying like a freakin bowling ball here, im pretty sure im NOT RUNNING!" .. well before you know it im running around and thinking to myself this baby is sooo going to come early now.. When everyone was done running we were all standing around on the grass and some of the guys were standing on the track.. the guys standing on the track behind me were goofin around and trying to kick each other when one of the guys moved and kicked me in the back.. i fell down and next thing i knew i was in the hospital. at this point im pissed. my doctor comes in and says unfortunately bc you fell youre going to have to be on bedrest for the rest of your maternity. "thats 2 months?!" now im even more pissed. well the baby comes and im looking at the nurse asking if i can hold the baby. the baby looks at me jumps out of the nurses arms runs up across my body and kicks me and asks how do you like it?! then curls up and everyone is like aww..how precious? I ask everyone if they just saw what happened and assured i was just tired..
So, so far this has been the weirdest dream ive had of the baby..
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